Thursday, March 3, 2016

Black Mirror + The Ring = Unfriended


Unfriended appears to be the type of movie that you hear about or watch the trailer for and immediately have to begin mocking. "Oh wouldja look what Hollywood has done now? They're making a "there's a ghost in the internet" movie, oh how stupid." That's totally fair. It's fair to kind of hear about Unfriended and think "That sounds like a stupid movie" but I hope you like being wrong, because you are wrong because it's the opposite of stupid (i.e. "smart").

Tuesday, March 1, 2016

We Are Still Here, I Am Still Bored.



I remember watching an interview with Nicholas Roeg where he talked about studio executives giving him crap about the titles of his film, their point was that his titles, such as "Don't Look Now" and "Bad Timing", gave critics way too easy an "in" for mocking the work. I was thinking about that while I was watching "We Are Still Here", specifically thinking, "Well I know the audience didn't say that." And Rotten Tomatoes somewhat backs me up and actually gives a little kindling to a pet theory of mine regarding our current state of interconnected mutual media massages and the "everyone likes everyone so nothing can be bad" groupthink that has replaced real community interactions among artists.

Sunday, September 20, 2015

Cat's Eye


I had one of those "I don't know what I was expecting" moments while watching Cat's Eye. I'm a cat lover and thought, "Well, it's called 'Cat's Eye' but I bet that's just like, you know, a clever thing. I bet there really isn't much about cats or anything in it." Well at least nothing happened to a cat's eye. That's a positive.

Saturday, September 19, 2015

Alone In The Dark (The Not Shitty One)


You might be aware of the Uwe Boll, video game adaptation film "Alone In The Dark", but you probably aren't. Which is good. But if you are and you're thinking, "Hey, I"m aware of that." this is not that. This is from 1982 which was a good year for slasher films apparently (and a good year for biths)(knowing wink).

Tuesday, September 15, 2015

My Favorite 100 Films (From When I Was 29) (EDIT: or 28)


Basically I found a notebook from 2011 with a list of 100 films that I can only assume I made while bored in a class. So these are what I considered to be my favorite 100 films, from 2011. They definitely no longer represent my cinematic tastes but are a good little window into what blew my hair back then. Most of these (the majority) I'm still a big fan of but admittedly if I were to make this list again today I would probably leave off The Dark Knight. And Sin City. Yeesh.

[EDIT: I thought this list was from 2011, but further on in the notebook there's evidence that it might be from 2010][Not that that really matters at all]

Anyway, the list embiggens after the jump.

Friday, May 22, 2015

Mad Max Is Not Healthy For Dogs And Other Living Things


So if you read my last entry, about my experience watching the first Mad Max film, I'm happy to report that my concerns over it's cult world or cult status are gone. I now totally understand why Mad Max is a thing and I now totally get all of the "fallen world without gas and roving mutant gangs of monsters" popular culture reference points. Happily the film clears all of that right away, right in the beginning of the film, with a few minute montage and a nice voice over telling you everything you need to know. It's like a live action Second Renaissance but without robots and more realistic because it's really plausible and there aren't robots. (Although, seriously, how great is the Second Renaissance? Still? To this day? A thousand years laters?)

(Spoiler's after the jump, mate)

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Mad Goose



Mad Max is one of those cult films that I heard a lot about growing up, but never got around to watching. It's also one of those films that even if you don't actually see it, it manages to find its way into your brain through the countless references, spoofs and mentions it gets throughout popular culture. With the new Mad Max film currently heating up the message boards (what?) and bringing in boffo reviews and wads of cash in the theatre, I thought it was time that I checked out the original 1979 film.

(Spoilers Below)